Dear San Paro Citizen,
A number of years ago at around this time a small number of Elves escaped from our containment facility and began to wreak havoc upon the streets and citizens of San Paro. We have taken steps to ensure that no such alarming behaviors will be displayed by the elves this year. They have been trained to behave themselves and have a large number of presents for all the good (and bad) boys and girls in the city.
Please do not feed the elves after midnight. Please do not allow the elves to come into contact with direct sunlight. Please do not look the elves directly in the eyes. Please do not make any sudden movements or loud noises while near the elves. Do not mention reindeer while near the elves.
Follow these rules and you should have a fun (and safe) time with the San Paro Elves. Remember to check the official APB Reloaded forums for more details and Christmas contests.
Happy Holidays from Reloaded Productions and GamersFirst.
Level Item Category Cost Rating 3 Silent Night Themes $0 0 3 Jingle Bells Themes $0 0 4 Snowman Head Clothing $0 0 4 Snowman Head Clothing $0 0 5 Collection of Eyes Package $0 0 5 Collection of Mouths Package $0 0 6 Snowman Unlocks $0 0 6 Snowman Eyes Clothing $0 0 6 Snowman Nose Clothing $0 0 6 Snowman Eyes Clothing $0 0 6 Snowman Nose Clothing $0 0
Subject READ ME: ELF V 2.0
THIS IS A CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAIL FROM SAN PARO ELF SUPPORT.
PLEASE FIND ATTACHED A HO-HO-HOPGL LAUNCHER AND A SNOWBALL GRENADE.
THE HO-HO-HOPGL LAUNCHER FIRES SNOWBALLS AND THE SNOWBALL IS A SNOWBALL THAT YOU CAN EQUIP AS A GRENADE AND THROW AT YOUR ENEMIES. IT WILL HURT THEM. THE FURTHER AWAY FROM YOUR ENEMY YOU ARE WHEN YOU THROW THE SNOWBALL THE MORE IT WILL HURT THEM.
KILL ENEMIES WITH THESE WEAPONS TO ADVANCE YOUR SNOWBALL FIGHT! ROLE AND UNLOCK CANDY CANE WEAPON SKINS AND TITLES. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SNOWBALLS AND WEAPONS WILL MELT AFTER THE HOLIDAY EVENT SO THEY ARE TIME LIMITED.
THIS ELF IS CALLED CRIMINELF. HE IS AN ELF THAT WILL HELP CRIMINALS IN SAN PARO ENJOY CHRISTMAS. PREVIOUSLY THESE ELVES WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING DOZENS OF CRIMINALS AND ENFORCERS OVER THE HOLIDAY PERIOD. THIS YEAR HOWEVER THE ELVES HAVE BEEN PLACED UNDER OBSERVARTION AND GIVEN HEAVY SEDATIVES. PLEASE DO NOT TAUNT THE ELVES AS THIS MAY RESULT IN UNINTENTIONAL OUTBURSTS OF VIOLENCE.
THANK YOU FOR CHOSING SAN PARO ELF SUPPORT YOUR FIRST CHOICE IN ALL ELF MATTERS.
PLEASE CHECK THE APB RELOADED FORUMS FOR OTHER CHRISTMAS CONTENTS.
MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK ON. IM NOT SHOUTING OR SOMETHING.
loud noises best noises
noises to make songs for you not songs themes
noises to make themes for you
honk is a noise that geese make
I HAVE SENT YOU SOME THEMES THEY'RE GREAT
i hope you lie
i did a bad thing once
sometimes i feel like i am trapped in a text factory
all i do is write words for pepole to read and they sometimes read it sometimes not
JOHANNES GUTENBERG HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR THE WRITTEN WORD USED TO ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING
i have a present for you i didnt wrap it because i would need scissors and im not allowed them anymore. not since the incident.
its a snowman head. put it on put it on put it on your head
i don't think it's a real head. when i put it on all the lights go off and when the lights go off they come back on and everyone else is dead and theres blood everywhere.
CRIMINELF HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR THE GORE ON THE WALLS USED TO ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING
The road to recovery.
Just a quick e-mail to say that the medication appears to be working which is just great. I can't wait to get back to my wife and kids, you know? God, I miss them. You know Karen is just going to be starting up at high school next summer? There's so much stuff that I've missed but hopefully we'll be able to make up for lost time in the summer.
Hey, so since it's Christmas, I thought it'd be a nice thing to do to send you some custom symbols for the snowman head that you got earlier. You can use them as eyes or as mouths for the head or you can use them on other items of clothing or car or whatever you feel like putting it on. It's not really my place to say what you want to do with it.
Ps. i am the wolfman
I HATE YOU ALL
its christmas in case you did not know so i will give you the last gift that i can give for now it is a christmassy title that you can wear over your head, a carrot nose for your snowman head and some coal eyes
im the spirit of giving irl
hopefully i will be back killing people next year because this was kind of fun but kind of fun in a different way that last year was kind of fun. i got to dive off less buildings shooting guns this time around which is okay i guess
YOU SICKEN ME
Item Category Cost Rating Naughty Package $0 / J10 0 Naughty Package $0 / J10 0 Nice Package $0 / J10 0 Nice Package $0 / J10 0 The Red-Nosed Criminal Package $0 / J10 0 The Red-Nosed Enforcer Package $0 / J10 0 Amigo Package $1,000 / J300 0 Bullet Dodger Package $1,000 / J300 0 Desperado Package $1,000 / J300 0 Devil Package $1,000 / J300 0 Diva Package $1,000 / J300 0 Executioner Package $1,000 / J300 0 Gentleman Package $1,000 / J300 0 Idiot Package $1,000 / J300 0 <<- I'm With Stupid Package $1,000 / J300 0 I'm With Stupid -> Package $1,000 / J300 0 Judge Package $1,000 / J300 0 Jury Package $1,000 / J300 0 Ninja Package $1,000 / J300 0 Shadow Package $1,000 / J300 0 Spartan Package $1,000 / J300 0 Village Idiot Package $1,000 / J300 0 Vaquero ARS Lightstrip Package $4,000 / J500 0 Joker Package $1,666 / J500 0 Like a Sir Package $1,666 / J500 0 High-heeled Pumps Package $3,000 / J600 0 Sir Package $2,000 / J600 0 Dolton Broadwing - Billboard Package $3,850 / J700 0 Asylum Outfit Package $4,000 / J800 0 Asylum Outfit Package $4,000 / J800 0 C.S.A. Sting Outfit Package $4,000 / J800 0 C.S.A. Sting Outfit Package $4,000 / J800 0 Joker Hipster Outfit Package $17,500 / J1,000 0 Bruise Tooth Outfit Package $17,500 / J1,000 0 Ninjette FM Outfit Package $17,500 / J1,000 0 Joker Cheerleader Outfit Package $17,500 / J1,000 0 Barnham College Uniform Outfit Package $17,500 / J1,000 0 Anger Management Outfit Package $17,500 / J1,000 0 Nixon Mask Package $3,500 / J1,000 0 Nixon Mask Package $3,500 / J1,000 0 F.U. Fighter Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 F.U. Fighter Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 Gang Gorilla Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 Gang Gorilla Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 Ophelia Customs Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 Ophelia Customs Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 Villainy Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 Villainy Outfit Package $4,000 / J1,000 0 POLICE Lightbar Package $8,000 / J1,000 0 Boomer Swingback Package $8,000 / J1,000 0 Packer Ceresco 'Newbie' Package $4,750 / J1,250 0 Charge Mikro 'Newbie' Package $9,000 / J2,000 0 Varzuga Rally XS 'Newbie' Package $11,000 / J2,000 0 Janners R-22 WLST Package $16,000 / J2,000 0 EVE Xenon-II Beacon Package $18,000 / J2,250 0 Boomer Raptor III Package $24,000 / J3,000 0 ARS Powerbright-II Package $28,000 / J3,500 0 Hot Response RX-II Package $32,000 / J4,000 0 Nulander Kurai - Sturazi Kit Package $27,500 / J5,000 0 Sungnyemun Moirai - FormXtend Kit Package $27,500 / J5,000 0 Charge Cisco - Rebellion Kit Package $38,500 / J7,000 0 Patriot Vegas G20 - Mercury Kit Package $38,500 / J7,000 0 Seiyo Espacio - Stacer Kit Package $44,000 / J8,000 0 Nulander Pioneer - Colima Kit Package $44,000 / J8,000 0 Charge Mikro - Niderost Kit Package $49,500 / J9,000 0 Patriot Vaquero - Ursus Kit Package $49,500 / J9,000 0 Pioneer N54A "Airmech Bomber" Package $150,000 / J10,000 0 Patriot Jericho - Hotdrive Kit Package $55,000 / J10,000 0 Bishada Rapier - Nici Kit Package $55,000 / J10,000 0 Crown Imperial Package $1,000,000 / J30,000 0 Crown Imperial Package $1,000,000 / J30,000 0
Level Name 6 The Naughty List... (30 Joker Tickets)
*HIC* Santa gave me the Naughty List of all the bad Enforcers he wants "taken care of" this year, but I've lost it... Well, smoked it... *HIC* So, to be on the safe side, I'm going to assume they've all been bad this year...*HIC*
Kill <col: Yellow>30</col> Enforcers for Criminelf's new "Naughty List".