Dear San Paro Citizen,
A number of years ago at around this time a small number of Elves escaped from our containment facility and began to wreak havoc upon the streets and citizens of San Paro. We have taken steps to ensure that no such alarming behaviors will be displayed by the elves this year. They have been trained to behave themselves and have a large number of presents for all the good (and bad) boys and girls in the city.
Please do not feed the elves after midnight. Please do not allow the elves to come into contact with direct sunlight. Please do not look the elves directly in the eyes. Please do not make any sudden movements or loud noises while near the elves. Do not mention reindeer while near the elves.
Follow these rules and you should have a fun (and safe) time with the San Paro Elves. Remember to check the official APB Reloaded forums for more details and Christmas contests.
Happy Holidays from Reloaded Productions and GamersFirst.
Level Item Category Cost Rating 3 Silent Night Themes $0 0 3 Jingle Bells Themes $0 0 4 Snowman Head Clothing $0 0 4 Snowman Head Clothing $0 0 5 Collection of Eyes Package $0 0 5 Collection of Mouths Package $0 0 6 Snowman Unlocks $0 0 6 Snowman Eyes Clothing $0 0 6 Snowman Nose Clothing $0 0 6 Snowman Eyes Clothing $0 0 6 Snowman Nose Clothing $0 0
Subject READ ME: ELF V 2.0
THIS IS A CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAIL FROM SAN PARO ELF SUPPORT.
PLEASE FIND ATTACHED A HO-HO-HOPGL LAUNCHER AND A SNOWBALL GRENADE.
THE HO-HO-HOPGL LAUNCHER FIRES SNOWBALLS AND THE SNOWBALL IS A SNOWBALL THAT YOU CAN EQUIP AS A GRENADE AND THROW AT YOUR ENEMIES. IT WILL HURT THEM. THE FURTHER AWAY FROM YOUR ENEMY YOU ARE WHEN YOU THROW THE SNOWBALL THE MORE IT WILL HURT THEM.
KILL ENEMIES WITH THESE WEAPONS TO ADVANCE YOUR SNOWBALL FIGHT! ROLE AND UNLOCK CANDY CANE WEAPON SKINS AND TITLES. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SNOWBALLS AND WEAPONS WILL MELT AFTER THE HOLIDAY EVENT SO THEY ARE TIME LIMITED.
THIS ELF IS CALLED ELFORCER. HE IS AN ELF THAT WILL HELP ENFORCERS IN SAN PARO ENJOY CHRISTMAS. PREVIOUSLY THESE ELVES WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING DOZENS OF CRIMINALS AND ENFORCERS OVER THE HOLIDAY PERIOD. THIS YEAR HOWEVER THE ELVES HAVE BEEN PLACED UNDER OBSERVARTION AND GIVEN HEAVY SEDATIVES. PLEASE DO NOT TAUNT THE ELVES AS THIS MAY RESULT IN UNINTENTIONAL OUTBURSTS OF VIOLENCE.
THANK YOU FOR CHOSING SAN PARO ELF SUPPORT YOUR FIRST CHOICE IN ALL ELF MATTERS.
PLEASE CHECK THE APB RELOADED FORUMS FOR OTHER CHRISTMAS CONTENTS.
MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK ON. IM NOT SHOUTING OR SOMETHING.
itz brrt 2 gif dan receive
i am doing an email since i was told to by my parole officer because he said last year iwas very bad but i dont remember being very bad but he keep give me reindeer food that make me want sleepytime.
i have a present for yuo
it is some themes so you can play them when you murder people
i like murdering people
it's fun and reminds me of last year when i did it a lot
i liked last year
i like you
will u be my friend please
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND. I LIKE FRIENDS.
hello again friend
i found a head from a snowman. the snowman wasnt a friend so i did a grenade in him and he did an explosion.
my parole officer is annoyed about the explosion but i like explosions. do you like explosions?
everyone should like explosions.
explosions are fun.
you can have his head.
i once wore someone's face as a mask
i had a friend and then i dropped a fridge on them
i hope you liked wearing the snowmans head.
i did some drawings. my parole officer says that making symbols is good and a good way to express my feelings. i need a new parole officer because i did a drawing and now they dont want to talk to me anymore i get sad when that happens because it happens a lot
you still want to talk to me
i hope you do
i have sent you some of the drawings that i did
please put one of them on your refrigerator
i like refrigerators and dropping them on people. im sad at the moment because you are doing very well and are going to be done playing with me soon. i like games.
i like giving presents
i have run out of presents to give you since this mail has a lot of presents on it. its got a title for you if u want to label yours elf as a label not a person and its got more stuff for yor snowman head. your still wearing the head right its a good head good head i like it i made it i cut off a face and wore it as a mask once
people keeps asking me about the past and they keep asking me why i do not keep doing the last year thing of running around and shooting the people.
i smile and tell them that i dont shoot anyone anymore im a good elf and would never do that please let me shoot you
lots of love
MERRY CHRISTMAS I GUESS
Name Stages Final Stage THE CHOP SHOP SHOW 5 TerritoryControl DIRTY BUSINESS 4 Delivery SOME CONVENIENT PROOF 5 MovingTarget THE HIDDEN MENACE 8 BombDisposal INTELLIGENCE GATHERING 5 Escort COLD CASE CHECK UP 4 TerritoryControl PINEAPPLE COCKTAIL 6 Delivery LONNY DORENGO IS CRAZY 6 Delivery CASH ON THE CURB 5 Delivery FIRE AND BRIMSTONE 5 Deathmatch BOOKIE ON THE RUN 5 Delivery BUGS AND DRUGS 7 Delivery INTERNAL AFFAIRS 6 TerritoryControl UNDERCOVER RUNNER 7 MovingTarget COVER UP 4 TerritoryControl DARING DEEDS 5 Deathmatch EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL 4 Delivery BUGGING OUT 4 MovingTarget CARD-HACK ARREST 7 TerritoryControl POLITICAL FAVOR 6 MovingTarget DIAL-A-DETONATOR 6 Delivery BANG FOR YOUR BUCK 7 TerritoryControl CAUGHT 'NAPPING 8 Delivery MANILA VICE 6 MovingTarget DEFUSING THE SITUATION 3 TakeOverDeathmatch RAID AND RECOVERY 5 MovingTarget ON THE FENCE 4 TakeOverDeathmatch SEEK AND DEFUSE 4 Deathmatch PICKUP PICK-UP 5 TakeOverDeathmatch PAINTING THE APOCOLYPSE 4 Deathmatch DIVIDE AND CONQUER 5 Delivery FEELING INSECURE 3 TakeOverDeathmatch SAFEHOUSE CALLS 4 MovingTarget URANIUM IS SHOWING 4 TakeOverDeathmatch THREATENING CALLS 5 TerritoryControl IMMIGRANT STORY 4 TerritoryControl FORT KNOX HARD KNOCKS 6 Delivery CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM 7 TerritoryControl
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Level Name 6 The Naughty List... (30 Joker Tickets)
*HIC* Santa gave me the Naughty List of all the bad Criminals he wants "taken care of" this year, but I've lost it... Well, smoked it... *HIC* So, to be on the safe side, I'm going to assume they've all been bad this year...*HIC*
Kill <col: Yellow>30</col> Criminals for Elforcer's new "Naughty List".