WORKIN' LIKE A DOGGI
Promoting their noxious Four-Wheeled Doggi comic, the Gs have hidden a golden Doggi somewhere in the city. Hacked vending machines give out clue tickets. Investigate these ticket machines.
You heard? Effigy just released a golden ticket for a front cover promo - your style, they take the shots. Problem is, the 'Forcers want it too. Keep Enforcement away from this ticket machine.
We've been after the Four-Wheeled Doggi artist for years. Whoever that seditious mofo is, they just sent out more Gs to destroy the evidence. Disarm the bombs on these ticket machines.
That machine was a bust. But we'll search every other machine in the city 'till we find that winning ticket! Boobytraps'll slow down the competition. Defend the bombs on these ticket machines.
Want a golden Doggi? Our analysts located the treasure by buying over 2,000,000 cans of XSChill. Confiscate the suitcase . God, this stuff tastes like ass...
Lucky break! We tortured an exec from the ticket company until they told us where the golden ticket was. Keep the suitcase away from the Enforcers!