THE HOBBY HOODS - All Points Bulletin

THE HOBBY HOODS


Stage 1

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Bombing
Owner Briefing

An unknown group did a series of drive-bys on our friends. Bomb the vehicle they used. This doesn't seem to be the work of the usual local gangs.

Dispatch Briefing

I love watching San Paro's Big Talent. Now the contestants who got voted off are on the hunt for revenge. Protect the car of the show's winner from being bombed by this gang of losers.


Stage 2

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Bombing
Owner Briefing

The second vehicle used in the drive-by against our fellow members is nearby. Blow up the vehicle and get some payback. I'll look into who these drive-by dickwads are.

Dispatch Briefing

A second car is nearby, belonging to one of the Big Talent TV show judges. Protect the car from the 'The Bombastics'. If they wanted to do even more damage they'd sing instead.


Stage 3

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Bombing
Owner Briefing

These drive-by nuts are planning an even bigger attack. They have started to weld gun mounts onto the inside of a car. Bomb the vehicle so it can never be used against us.

Dispatch Briefing

These losers have a lot of anger, maybe if they'd put this much energy into their band they wouldn't have been voted off San Paro's Big Talent. Protect the TV exec's car from their bombs.


Stage 4

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Bombing
Owner Briefing

These drive-by dickwads are legitimate businessmen just killing for kicks. Blow up their store and see how they like it when we come and mess with their business.

Dispatch Briefing

These tuneless wonders have upped their game, unlike their talent. Now they're targeting the sponsors of the Big Talent show as revenge for being booted off. Protect the stores.


Stage 5

Time: 300
Targets: 0
Type: ArmedGuard
Owner Briefing

These guys don't even need the money! Protect the bomb we've planted at the other store that belongs to these part-time gangsters. They bring a whole new meaning to the term 'white collar crime'.

Dispatch Briefing

This group of talentless singers really hold a grudge. They are attacking the sponsor of their main rival. Defuse the bomb that's been placed at the sponsor's property.


Stage 6

Time: 600
Targets: 0
Type: Deathmatch
Owner Briefing

Looks like these 'hobby hoods' fancy a real fight. Fight off the part-time gangsters and humiliate them into never messing with real Criminals again.

Dispatch Briefing

We can't let these bunch of talentless singers go around causing wanton destruction. If they want to sing - it should be like a jailbird. Fight and defeat the group.