I AM NOT A CROOK - All Points Bulletin

I AM NOT A CROOK


Stage 1

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Sabotage
Owner Briefing

The campaign to re-elect Councillor Davis is gaining ground - too much ground. You need to get some dirt on this pro-CSA candidate. Disable the power to her campaign offices. The power is split between 3 boxes; this is the first.

Dispatch Briefing

Criminals don't want to see Councillor Davis re-elected, and her campaign offices could come under attack. Defend this electrical box which provides power to the office security systems.


Stage 2

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Sabotage
Owner Briefing

Disable the second of three electrical boxes - once the power is fully down you can break into the 'Re-elect Davis' campaign headquarters undetected.

Dispatch Briefing

Defend the next electrical box - if the system is powered down, the security on Councillor Davis' campaign offices will be exposed. She's a major Enforcement cheerleader.


Stage 3

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Sabotage
Owner Briefing

One more electrical box should do it. Disable it and the power will finally go down. Then we can see what the Councillor Davis campaigners don't want the public to know.

Dispatch Briefing

The power will fail if another electrical box is disabled. Defend it from the attackers. With no power Councillor Davis' campaign offices will be open to attack.


Stage 4

Time: 300
Targets: 2
Type: Burglary
Owner Briefing

Excellent. The power will stay down for 5 minutes. Burgle the three offices used by the committee to re-elect Councillor Davis. Pick up whatever you find.

Dispatch Briefing

The power will be down for 5 minutes so it's up to us: protect the political campaign offices from the burglars. It's like the Watergate break-in all over again.


Stage 5

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Delivery
Owner Briefing

What a find! An undeclared slush fund. I think maybe I should go into politics. I have most of the skills already! Deliver the cash to our drop-off.

Dispatch Briefing

The burglars have stolen money donated by honest citizens who want to see an end to Criminals in San Paro. Stop the gang from delivering it to their hideout.


Stage 6

Time: 300
Targets: 0
Type: Deathmatch
Owner Briefing

Councillor Davis' supporters aren't content to fight just at the ballot box, they are on the streets and after you. Kill your opponents. Politics is a dirty game after all.

Dispatch Briefing

Those security systems have failed, the political system has failed - but we won't fail. Eliminate your opponents and show them a little democracy in action.