DON'T DRINK THE WATER
Lindochem are putting experimental "anti-aggression" chemicals into our neighborhood water supply. Makes me wanna kill someone! Burgle their buildings and take the chemicals to the drop-off.
Criminals have been paid to steal a new "anti-aging" formula that Lindochem spent millions developing. Defend these buildings and stop any stolen chemicals reaching the drop-off.
I'm not sure what's in that formula, but my nipples are tender and my piss is blue. Burgle these Lindochem offices and take any relevant documents you find to our drop-off ASAP.
Criminals have a sample of the anti-aging formula, but now they're after Lindochem's research notes. Defend these buildings and stop any chemicals reaching the drop-off.
We sold that information to the San Paro Standard - soon everyone's going to know about Lindochem's chemical experiments! Recover our payment and hold it so Lindochem's gang-for-hire doesn't get it.
The Criminals were paid in cash for the anti-aging research they've stolen. Recover the payment and keep it away from the gang.