MY, GRAMMA, HOW YOUNG YOU LOOK - All Points Bulletin

MY, GRAMMA, HOW YOUNG YOU LOOK


Stage 1

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Pickup
Owner Briefing

A shipment of ultra expensive Botox has been stolen. The office is getting a barrage of phone calls from concerned Prentiss ladies. Pick up this detector which can sniff out the protein.

Dispatch Briefing

We stole Botox; way easy to move, and worth more per ounce than heroin. The Tigers found out. Stop them from picking up the chemical detector they'll need to find it.


Stage 2

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Delivery
Owner Briefing

We need to triangulate the readings to track down the stolen Botox. My mom is freaking out that there'll be a shortage. Take the detector to the first of three locations and scan for traces.

Dispatch Briefing

The Prentiss Tigers are trying to triangulate the position of our stolen Botox. Stop them from getting to this location with their detector.


Stage 3

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Delivery
Owner Briefing

That's one scan complete. Now take the detector to the second of the three locations and scan again for the Botox. Be quick - they're rioting down at the nip/tuck clinic.

Dispatch Briefing

The Prentiss Tigers are using the detector to scan for the Botox we took. Stop the Tigers from taking the detector to the next location.


Stage 4

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Delivery
Owner Briefing

One more scan with the detector will allow us to triangulate the position. Get over to the third location while we're young. Or we'll need the Botox ourselves!

Dispatch Briefing

The Tigers seem more intent on recovering this Botox than that mustard gas we took last week. Guess Mommy doesn't need mustard gas... Stop them from reaching the final triangulation point.


Stage 5

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Pickup
Owner Briefing

We have a reading - but it's as faint as the wrinkles on my granny's Botoxed forehead. Get over there and recover the chemical before the place is swarming with washed-up celebs.

Dispatch Briefing

The Tigers know where our Botox is stashed and are eager to get their hands on it. Maybe they're all actually in their 50s! Stop them before they make the pickup.


Stage 6

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Delivery
Owner Briefing

Great work. I always said you were more than a good-looking face. Deliver the Botox to the drop-off. Sofia has been showing a lot of interest... for *some* reason.

Dispatch Briefing

The Tigers have the Botox. Intercept them before they reach their drop-off. Remember, one side effect can be twitching - so they may have loose trigger fingers.


Stage 7

Time: 300
Targets: 1
Type: Pickup
Owner Briefing

Damn, we're picking up a second reading. I think that first container was just to throw us off the scent. Pick up the larger Botox container. It must be worth a fortune.

Dispatch Briefing

The Tigers almost fell for our plan. We let them take a small container of Botox so we could keep the main container. Get to it fast and pick up the barrel before the Tigers find it.


Stage 8

Time: 600
Targets: 1
Type: Delivery
Owner Briefing

This is getting a lot of TV coverage, so don't fuck it up now. Take the barrel and deliver it to our drop-off. You could spill a bit on the sidewalk; cover up those cracks.

Dispatch Briefing

Are the Tigers frowning because we got their Botox? ...I can't tell! Heh heh. Take the barrel and deliver it to our drop-off. We'll sell it back to those Prentiss biddies at a markup.