We just got a call from the hospital about a threat towards their ambulances. Maybe someone doesn't like the sirens. Get your fat ass over there and search their emergency vehicle for bombs.
We need some time to set up the weekly tag competition. My bomb threat to the hospital should keep the Tigers busy. Stop them from searching this ambulance and discovering it's all a hoax.
No bombs on the vehicle, but now we got a call about a suspicious payphone. Ya know what that is, right? It's a phone for poor people. Hangs on the wall. Go search it.
I've made another hoax call to the Prentiss Tigers, this time about a payphone. Watch them run down there like eager little schoolgirls. Ha ha! Stop them from searching the payphone and spoiling the fun.
The payphone looks clean, as in 'nothing suspicious'. But go wash your hands and rinse away the poverty. On your way, search the local ATM as this is near to where the phone card was purchased.
The weekly tag-off graffiti-fest is under way, and we want to keep the Prentiss Tigers as far away as possible. I've told them there is a skimmer on this cash machine. Stop the Tigers from searching the ATM.
All that running around for nothing; just like gym class. It looks like these calls were a decoy to distract the Tigers while hooligans tagged the area. Cover up their graffiti.
Looks like the Tigers finally figured out that it was us making all the hoax calls. But we had enough time to hold the graffiti competition. Stop the Tigers from covering up the winner's graffiti.